"not me" Monday!

I did not scare this handsome young man to tears last night when I was going to bed and he was coming out of the bathroom.  No "not me" I would never startle any of my children that would be sad and insensitive.  I have not yet mailed all of my Christmas cards.  "Not me"  I would never delay the mailing of Christmas cards into the new year.  It is also NOT going to cost me $1.27 per CARD to mail with the lovely US postal service because I was not trying to be crafty and make these lovely cards for all our friends and family.   And that has nothing to do with why they have not yet been mailed.

I also have not taken down all my Christmas decorations and then just left them in bins in my front room where anyone who comes close to my front door can see the huge mess.  I would never do anything like that because I am much more organized and neat than that.  In fact I would never be that LAZY!!  Nope "not me".OH and I also did not run 8.5 miles with my friend on Saturday in prep for my half marathon.  I am not still sore from this run despite my previous 8 weeks of training!!If you thought this was sarcastic you should go here to see the rest of my "not me" Monday posts!  Then you should head over and visit MckMama and see what other's are NOT doing today.